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social halitosis

Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?

(Females): *Chatter Chatter*

Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...

Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
by Socialistically Awkard November 4, 2009
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Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.
She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.
by SearClover February 27, 2015
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Social Movie

A movie that you buy, rent, or go to see that has absolutely no cinematic value because you want to make fun of it with your friends.
Billy: Man, Mortal Kombat is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!
Bobby: But is such a great social movie!
by Tristitia January 18, 2009
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Social Rock

Someone who is Antisocial. This person is usually rude, mean, jerkish or just extremely quiet.

Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?

Person 2: Nothin', you?

Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!

Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
by Blade-Kai August 6, 2011
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Social Lube

John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike
by Aludurhage August 5, 2023
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Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking
by Master Of The Dicktionary February 25, 2011
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Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'
by MoscowA May 1, 2010
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