purple pew

where a brotha or whitey is smoking or roling a blunt in church while the pastor is preying.

Theres a lot of smoke comin from Jasons purple pew over there.

by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008

Chinese Purple

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.

Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"

by Brad5o5 January 30, 2009

purple cow

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!

Charlotte is a purple cow!

by charcoal black March 19, 2009

purple sandwich

when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .

Lifeguard: are you gay?

Gay guy: why yes i am

Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?

Gay guy: yes,yes it is

Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!

Gay guy : yes lets!

by helen+jessi=horse January 4, 2010

purple tocco

Black chicks pussy

i don't wanna eat out a purple tocco

by atcha May 4, 2009

Purple Ladder

When a guy sticks his cock in between 2 guitar strings and plays a beautiful melody. His balls would go down into the big hole in the guitar.

Pinky went for a walk and did a purple ladder at the store for all to hear. He jumped in the air and broke the guitar and his cock. Poor guitar...

by Red Yowler February 25, 2008

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005