Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024

The KΞN-NY Disease

The KΞN-NY Disease, or "Ah shit I forgot" is a neurodegenerative illness that affects a person's memory and was first diagnosed by Soham Mango. They are prone to forgetting simple details such as dates or current occurrences. However, this may cause individuals to forget important details such as persons and even themselves. It is a slow and painful death. The disease was disovered by The DOSA Investigators funded by Rahul Inc.

"Im sorry i forgot I have The KΞN-NY Disease"
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease

by Dr Prezidential SJ October 6, 2021

swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.

Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.

by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023

YouTuber’s disease

(NOUN) to destroy one's reputation of a YouTuber.

“Unfortunately, like most Youtubers, he caught Youtuber’s disease”

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.

“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023