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Chocolate Cheesecake

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.
1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?
by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021
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Chocolate volcano

When brown dookie comes out of your glutious Maximus and you flush the toilet and it clogs up. The toilet starts to spew poop all over the place. Erupting like a volcano.
Dezirae was taking a shit and when she tried to flush the toilet, a chocolate volcano erupted
by Lucky Son March 27, 2016
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Chocolate Stew

When you drop a bomb in a woman's/man's mouth, and proceed to face-bang them until you ejaculate. The "stew" is the mixture of semen and fecal matter being mixed in her/his mouth.
"Me and Linda were feeling pretty hot last night, so I gave her a Chocolate Stew."
by The Potato Rapist November 9, 2013
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slovak chocolate

A sexual act in which a guy shits into a girls ass then she proceeds to shit it out onto the bed
bro i totally gave that girl the slovak chocolate the other night
by Dungeater May 13, 2022
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Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015
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chocolate scarfish

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.
I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.
by Papa dragon21 August 20, 2017
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Chocolate milk

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.
Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!
by Jhahhwbs May 22, 2018
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