The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.
1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.
by Apologizing May 13, 2017
Get the Rape-butter mug.The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
by dnahly March 8, 2018
Get the Peanut Buttering mug.A team of individuals which exhibit skills of being smooth yet refined. It's like being so fresh and so clean, but better.
That Diana must be part of Team Butter, she's so fresh wid dem words.
Jessica be smoother than silk, she dun joined Team Butter.
Jessica be smoother than silk, she dun joined Team Butter.
by Teluxe January 5, 2011
Get the Team Butter mug.Someone you eat butter with, typically in the sense that you are really hungry at a restaurant waiting for food and all you have is the butter from your bread and butter.
Jeffrey and Viola were at a restaurant and Jeffrey paid Viola $12 to eat four of the things of butter thus insuring a long lifetime of being butter buddies.
by Butter Eater 2400 September 13, 2017
Get the Butter buddies mug.Noun. Apparently, this is the texture of one's face after a successful acne treatment using Neutrogena's Skin ID products.
> After using Skin ID, my face was like foo butter!
> I'd do your sister, but she has foo butter face.
> I Can't Believe It's Not Foo Butter!
> No, foo butter is not endorsed by the Foo Fighters.
> I'd do your sister, but she has foo butter face.
> I Can't Believe It's Not Foo Butter!
> No, foo butter is not endorsed by the Foo Fighters.
by Capt. Poopies March 14, 2009
Get the foo butter mug.After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.
by Sean1331 March 12, 2019
Get the Pumpkin butter mug.'butter through' implies the doing of something for a short period of time and often used when describing a task which one is not particularly fond of. Has the same root as butter(being on a roll)yet is polar to in the common negative usage of the phrase. To 'Roll Through'
by repsak June 29, 2008
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