Brain Confetti

When the brains of a person is ruptured and rains down like confetti.

1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."

by Metal munchies February 18, 2015

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

Brain stain

Information now in your head that you don’t want to be there.

Caitlyn Jenner’s performance on The Masked Singer left a brain stain.

by La Vraie Princesse January 17, 2023

Sexy Brain

Literally Joe Jacob Rogers from England.

I’m so smart literally a sexy brain.
My noggin is huge I’m a sexy brain honestly.

by Sexy Underage Kitten August 31, 2021

Brain power

The thing we use to drive a flea around a hair strand

Pete: hey can i play kill a human being with you

Ronald: lol no you have the brain power of a pineapple pizza

by PaintedAcorns June 30, 2021

brain trail

Retracting the steps in the mind that lead back to where one bookmarked a certain site in one's browser.

A line of text reminded me of an image I bookmarked in my browser last month that I wanted to show the writer, so I went on a brain trail.

by Loola April 11, 2008

Chainy Brain

When you are too wired to sleep after the chaingang

I’ve absolutely no chance of sleeping tonight I’ll have Chainy Brain I’ll be re riding the chainy in my sleep

by 4th Cat Problems April 28, 2022