When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.
by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017
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by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020
Get the Wank Seat mug.Marty McFly went back in time and found his dad in a tree peering at his mum. What a wank panther thought Marty.
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See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.
by Theilliterate June 28, 2023
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by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017
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With no clubs open and no chances to meet new people, all James could do was knock out a few throwback wanks every night.
by J. Domain February 26, 2021
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