1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.
2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.
2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.
by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025
Get the Goonmug. by abduct May 17, 2019
Get the Goonsmug. somethings that cannot be stopped
by Tiffani Austin January 3, 2012
Get the goonmug. The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
Get the Moon Gooningmug. 
A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.
by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019
Get the Goon Squadmug.