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prom law

the law that condemns prom dates to have sex with eachother after the prom itself
"Hey are you and AJ dating?"
"No we're just going to prom."
"You're going to bangright? You know, because of prom law?"
by coombskid22 April 12, 2014
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cole's law

d=(h^3)/T
where:
d= deliciousness of food you will willingly eat.
h= your personal hunger level
T= your personal food tolerance level (a person with half -1/2- the tolerance level of a 'normal' person wouldn't eat beats, while some one with twice -2- the tolerance level would eat beats if he/she was hungry)
dude i just ate a huge steak and my hunger level is like -6.

does that mean you wont have some of this awesome cheese cake?

let me check cole's law... sweet dude the deliciousness level of that cheese cake is just enough for me to eat it, even though I'm stuffed. gimmie some o' dat!
by selective eater98 March 7, 2009
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Laws of Perspective

n. The laws that effect the dimension of echochrome.

1. Perspective traveling: change the perspective, and connect the path.
2. Perspective landing: the character will land on whatever appears to be below.
3. Perspective existence: you may not be able to see it, but there is a path.
4. Perspective absence: hide the obstruction, and it no longer exists.
5. Perspective jump: where you want to jump is up to you.
by Darkness1000 May 8, 2010
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Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.
Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
by IronFozzie October 12, 2011
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Mizrahi's Law

An empirical law which states that any individual unused to seeing large domesticated farm animals will feel an almost uncontrollable urge to point them out to everyone in earshot when he or she encounters said animals, typically without any accompanying information.
Family driving on an interstate highway on a long road trip
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."

Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."

Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
by Echomikelimamike December 23, 2020
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The 3rd law

The 3rd law encompasses all man laws. The 3rd law states there are no other laws. Man laws encompass: The divinity of food, the respect of the shotgun seat laws, the respect of another man/bro/broksi's girl, the code of silence (i.e. when a man's has relations with a girl and severely regrets it, it never happened), etc. Punishment for breaking the 3rd law can vary among bro circles, but is always HARSH. The 3rd law is the most sacred concept known to humans.
He broke the 3rd law... That's grounds for castration.
by Supreme Judge February 25, 2011
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Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.
Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.
by A BLT. August 31, 2011
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