The Foosball Kid

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".

Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!

by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013

kid aggro

When you child walks in while you are busy and dominates your time, preventing you from doing what you were doing. Especially when playing a game, watching tv, or other activities.

Dad into headset: "Quick, heal me while I taunt that mini-boss."
Kid: "Daddy, I have to go potty. Can you keep me company?"
Dad into headset: "I'll brb"
Voice from headset: "Dude, you got the kid aggro!"

by Lomanbjorn January 9, 2013

Camp Kid

(ALSO KNOWN AS: CAMPER)
One who is socially awkward/less then popular at school, but claims that at camp he is not only is he extremely cool, but gets an insane amount of action with hot girls and "3 quarters of a hand job."

guy:"hey sebo, who are you talking too?"
camp kid:"My hot camp friend in new york. we made out so many times."
guy:"whats her name?"
camp kid:"um ale- jes- Jillian"
guy:"alright.....camper"
camp kid:"what?"
guy:"what?"

by The Camper March 6, 2010

Gazebo kid

Those weird kids in school that hung out in the gazebo during breaks and lunches.

"Hey Rob, did you see what Mindy was wearing before third period?"
"Yeah that furry raccoon tail on her jeans? I told you she was a gazebo kid."

by Solid snake 384603 April 29, 2016

Abington Kids

Abington Kids- the Abington kids that live in wealthy town. The school is filled with whores that basically don’t where clothes and let there Boobs pop out if there shirts and there booty shorts are way to short and they let there ass hang out where the pervert boys obsess over. Than there’s the fuckboys and fuckgirlsthat are super hot and are athletic. They have there own big group that just where sweat pants or shorts for the boys and leggings and sweatpants or nike shorts for the girls. All the time they smoke there juul hang out either at Weldon in Glenside or at the turf and be teenagers and don’t give a shit they love to eat, and go football games most of the time they just leave and go into the woods right across from the stadium and hookup in the woods than after that they will go to Burger King on Easton road and go there and muck bang than hookup again after. Than they will split up into girls and boys than the girls will go home and talk and eat ice cream smoke there juul and ft the boys while there playing fortnite which is very fun. Than there’s the emo kids that stare at you when you’re walking through the hallways weird they smelled bad they have greasy hair they’re always wear all black very awkward if you look at them though have a scared look. Same with the weird kid they just don’t wear all black because your parents won’t let them and they have no friends.

The Abington Kids are rich and snobby, and all they do is drink and juul.

by fashion designer November 7, 2018

Popular Kid

They are all the same person. They act really similar and go out of their way to look exactly like eachother. Sometimes, you start to feel sympathy for them, but then you remember that they're all dicks who dont deserve that. They all need to grow up. They typically go around calling people fag and libtard.

Popular kid: hahaha ur a fag
Me: fuck off you clone
Popular kid: I'm gonna beat ur ass
Me: what a classic popular kid move

by Gayandconfused April 24, 2019

Sst kid

A kid that went to the school of science and technology in beaverton, oregon. These kids typically have edgelord humor and have an unhealthy obsession with memes. They wear the same jacket/sst hoodie every day despite being more privileged than most of their peers. These kids put minimum effort into their work yet ace all their classes. Some sst kids may have at some point in their hs years owned a wheely backpack. They all sound like a white dad.

Person 1: I went on a date with this guy but... idk bro he had sst kid vibes
Person 2: broo what eww... was he into like memes and all that?
Person 1: ya man he sounded like a white dad.

by analog bunny November 16, 2019