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Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.
Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.
by TheCheri July 27, 2010
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sumo disease

A disease in when you go to a live stream and flood the chat because you want to talk to the streamer and or because you're wanting to help them, or possible you're obsessed with the game that the streamer is streaming.
JoshOfAllTrades: *Does 1 thing*
Steve, With Sumo Disease: Hey you can go through the thing and then to the place with the rocks a-... babble babble
by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018
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smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt
oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease
by ajtrappy November 1, 2022
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Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.
“Why's he kicking the air"
Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"
by The Kash Register October 25, 2022
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Dubz Disease

When you fake cancer to garner sympathy from your friends who are worried about you.
Hey have you heard from J? Yea man he down bad with a case of Dubz disease.
by Kween of Thots March 11, 2022
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sangita disease

a word used someone that is retarded.
oh look at her she has the sangita disease
by murda man. June 12, 2022
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James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018
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