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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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Cash shop Saint

A person who hates in-game cash shops, but uses it and buys only the "most necessary" things, then looks down on the persons using the store for other needs, eg. vanity stuff, custom colors and so on.
In Free-to-play games, person buys more character slots, weapon slots etc. with real money. If someone uses the same money to buy cosmetic stuff, cash shop Saints surely reminds him from that in future - many times.
"Because he thinks cash shops are a joke and he only bought stuff that is necessary for progression."
by Meja Ashtan October 7, 2013
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Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.
Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"
by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018
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Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.
by NobleKonig May 28, 2024
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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Plop and Shop

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021
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Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.
Answer shopping:
Mom can I go out tonight

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”
by JemimaJ September 21, 2019
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