Burned Rice

an asian dude's dick that got stuck in a fire. usually deformed.

Guy: Man, have you seen a picture of that guys burned rice?
Guy 2: I don't know why he would send that to that girl, burned rice isn't good for anybody, dude.

by lukesucks December 21, 2015

Burning Blumpkin

To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.

An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.

The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."

Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"

The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

rope burn

A rash on the palm of your hand from too much rough masterbating

person 1: dude, this morning I woke up with mad rope burn

person 2: really? too much masterbating last night?

person 1: ya, i think its time to get a girl friend, or maybe a pocket vagina

by eddy227 February 26, 2010

Fur Burn

The stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl's hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.

Friend 1) "Yo Rick why you walking funny?"

Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!

by Dooty77 July 7, 2018

Nerd-burn

When you play WoW or some other nerd game and you burn your skin. Then you go to school and act like you went to the beach and got a sun-burn. Usually happens when you play 10+ hours.

Nerd: Hey, I went to the beach for like 3 hours and got extreme sunburn!
Cool Guy: Yeah right! Just admit it. We all know that you got nerd-burn. *Laughs*

by -CoLoR- May 4, 2011

sha-burn

it means the same as BURNNNNNN just much more fun to say.

Mike: "you look pretty today"
Karen: " you look ugly today, no..thats everyday. Nevermind!"
Someone else: SHA-BURRRNN!

by 573p413 May 10, 2005

chemical burn

An insult so spectacular it transcends the realm of what would generally be classified as a burn and cuts deeper and more effectively into the self esteem of its object. The exclamation of "chemical burn!" is usually offered by a third party following a particularly vicious or clever dis, characterizing it as such. Chemical burns produce the metaphorical equivalent of extensive tissue damage.

IMHO, the dopest chemical burn in the movie The Love Guru is when Guru Pitka goes: "I like your hat. I used to have a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"

by clarkharveyhour February 26, 2011