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5/8ths

The smallest dick was 5/8ths of an inch. This is said to make fun of a guy for having a small penis or to tell him that he has no chance with girls.
5/8ths!
by ohlifex August 13, 2010
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5 december

its 5 december sinterklaas is going to give us presents
by uglywh0re__ December 5, 2020
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Forza Horizon 5

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3

JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 5 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!

After E3

JDM Fanboy: MEXICO SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Obpyt August 15, 2021
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5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank
after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle
by big bobs basterd beans December 28, 2005
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5/19/13

A strange date which keeps popping up in places all over the world, on things such as banknotes, library books, messageboards and coins. Nobody really knows what it means, although several people have tried to blame various organisations. A small amount of research can prove that no known terrorist organisation or community of any sort has mentioned it, though, so the people behind it remain largely unknown. In countries where they write the date as DD/MM/YY, it is known as 19/5/13 e.g. Nineteenth of May, 2013.

People say it could be the date of the apocalypse, a huge gang crime or robbery, a date where all the major world governments will be overthrown, or a day where mass riots will happen, but since we have no real idea what could happen, I'd suggest preparing for the worst.
5/19/13
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resident evil 5

The fifth game in the series (not counting spin offs)

This game is heavily being accused of being racist.
Black guy: Damn cracka this game's fuckin racist, a steroid pumped white male shooting skinny diseased blacks?

White guy: Dude chill the fuck out, Resident Evil 5 is the first game in the series to have dominately black enemies, and I tell you there've been quite a few Resident Evil games. Also you guys says you want to be treated equally? Well guess what, whites are getting blown up in a lot of games, so you guys should be too if you want to be treated equally!
by Kim Vinsted August 5, 2007
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5 Star Bitch

Exactly like the word says. A bitch so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)
Megan Fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.
by 5$taRbxtCh November 29, 2009
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