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Fart flapping

When a female uses a vibrator so powerful it causes the vaginal lips to slap each other causing the lips to make a "fart" sound.
Sarah: hey Jen did you use the penetrator 6000 last night?

Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.

Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.
by nipsmandem May 18, 2014
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Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
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Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.
Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.
by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
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fart turd

by Erscpu September 15, 2016
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fart nibba

A "fart nibba" is just a weird ass mf. They're always wearing or doing some weird ass shit, for example wearing asics with jeans. Mf's will be wearing shorts and a t shirt and say they not cold. My boi it's 20º. A fart nibba tendency is to laugh at some shit that isn't even funny, or to hype up some shit that isn't even cool. That kid who does fortnite dances in the club, total fart nibba. Mf's will say they from the streets, but the only street they from is sesame street cuz they clown ass mf's.
by yuyeet69 November 17, 2021
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Signal Fart

A fart that smells horrible because you are about to take a huge shit.
Bob's signal farts were clearing rooms at the party until he went to the bathroom.
by Crazytacobubble October 23, 2014
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Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk
The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger
by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018
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