Pizza Bites, also know as Pizza Rolls or Pizza Pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. They are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. Pizza Bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.
As Mrs. Smith's teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of Pizza Bites ready, because she's she that cool of a mom. Her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending Pizza Bites. "Oh well I just thought I'd whip you kids up a nice snack," says Mrs. Smith. "Mom," says her son, "What the crap. Pizza Bits are for noobs! (see noob) We need some real pizza!"
by IHeartPizzaBites June 1, 2009
Get the Pizza Bitesmug. I beat the other team 24-0. They were owned like pizzas.
Or
I won 5-0, I owned him like a pizza with snakes on it.
Or
I won 5-0, I owned him like a pizza with snakes on it.
by harris April 3, 2003
Get the like a pizzamug. Another word for getting head.
by Tech5 October 21, 2005
Get the Pizza Puffmug. an all in one, A guy punches a girl in the nose and cums on her face for the tomato sauce and cheese. And you can add shit for sausage
by tom April 5, 2005
Get the cheese pizzamug. On a special Friday evening, one spends their time rimming the sweaty colon of a male prostitute, resulting in a pepperoni pizza-like outcome in ones mouth and various other orifices.
Aye bro, I cant make my saturday shift because pizza friday was lit. We had deep dish and the pepperonis have taken over my face.
by PigBurner August 21, 2020
Get the Pizza Fridaymug. by nepa-bitch March 30, 2008
Get the Grotto Pizzamug. Something to shout when you're with your buddies and a really hot girl walks by and you wanna show them. This way, you don't have to shout hot girl, you just say "the pizza is aggressive!"
by Qwertfart October 21, 2013
Get the the pizza is aggressivemug.