Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

9/12 Joke

An offensive joke that is entirely way too soon.

"What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?"
- The New York Jets.

"What do the South Pole and Virginia Tech have in common?"
- They're both -32.

"9/12 Joke!!! ... too soon!!!!"

by birth control November 15, 2009

9 inch long

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.

Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick

by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017

engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids

'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'

by robj22 June 30, 2005

9 toes down

9 toes down is when your commitment is at a 100% and confirmed, but if you happen to flake at last minute you cannot get mad at the person who gave you the 9 toes down.

Chris: Hey Ronald McMoney?

McMoney: sup?
Chris: you swear you showin' to my party this saturday got a lot of babes coming.
McMoney: yeah bro! I'm 9 toes down.

by Old School Runescape Player September 17, 2017

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

9 year old

Fortnite player

Billy:"Mommy, mommy, I'm a 9 year old now so I can play fortnite!"
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."

by ReloadzzRenegade October 17, 2019