Poser Foods

Fake vegetarian food alternatives similar to meat products.

Person #1: Are you having chicken? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Person #2: I still am. This is one of those poser foods.

by Megan the Vegetarian July 29, 2007

cosmic food

any food other than broccoli.

"Are carrots cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Food Fucked

When you're eating something, like pizza for example, and a piece falls off and rolls down your shirt, pants and then hits your shoe before touching the ground.

Wow look at the spaghetti sauce trail down that guy... he totally got food fucked.

by Banchou January 17, 2011

food for favors

When a girl does sexual favors in return for food. Usually a skinny girl who is not allowed to eat that much.

Jane founded our town's chapter of Food for favors by sucking some guy's dick for a slice of pizza.

by STI March 14, 2005

food coma

An excuse to blow off work after eating too much at lunch.

I think I'm gonna crawl under my desk after that heaping helping of mashed potatoes, because I can already feel the food coma creeping up on me...

by kellyj2777 December 18, 2005

indian food

When something smells ridiculously bad.

Did you guys catch a wif of that last fart, it was indian food man.

by Dewy5785 November 16, 2007

prison food

what you get whne you bend over in the shower at prison

i got prison food served by a dude named betty

by cow pie xc girl named cait November 15, 2004