chocolate kiss

A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.

1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss

2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.

by TGSMaverick January 11, 2006

white chocolate

1. a white dude with a huge dick.

Holy shit smoove, I didn't realize you were packin' a white chocolate Toblerone!

by Smoove B March 15, 2005

Chocolate Sneezes

Explosive diarrhea

I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.

by Erilar October 29, 2014

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

Chocolate Boboa

It's a sex act that involves getting someone severely constipated, performing an enema using milk or tea, and shitting out the contents into a tall cup

You then put a straw in the cup and have them drink it.

Guy 1: It sucks malls are closed, I could go for a Chocolate Boboa

Guy 2: All's you need is a funnel and we can make it right now.

by Cicero did nothing wrong April 24, 2020

Chocolate in a Bag

The act of several people shitting in one large walmart bag, freezing it in one’s freezer, then after a couple of hours of thawing, then reuniting to eat the entire solid bag of “chocolate”, then partaking in an extremely aggressive orgy.

Jim: I can’t remember anything from last night but I don’t feel too good!
Richard: Bro, how do you forget the Chocolate in a Bag!?

by BillNye_theRussianSpy March 6, 2023

chocolate medusa

I huge stone like that changes the course of your day for the better. Usually will require a courtesy flush in public restrooms.

You should have seen the chocolate Medusa that I had this morning, its going to be a great day!

by Dingle5884 October 23, 2020