When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.
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That was a good little micro wank
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That was a good little micro wank
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Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
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Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
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