snatchbait kids

Similar to anarkiddies. At events such as summit protests, the police sometimes drive around 'snatching' those whom they assume are radicals or anarchists. Snatchbait kids are young radicals obsessed with wearing riot-chic clothing, and are particularly well known for wearing black bandannas when they are unnecessary - thus making them particularly susceptible to being snatched.

"I feel kinda sorry for those snatchbait kids - they're gonna get picked up any minute now for walking down the sidewalk."

by robert_jordan September 27, 2009

Popular Kid

The Popular kid is a kid at school who is completely up their own ass, they forget who they are and focus on clout. The little idiots never stop moaning in their giant group at the cafeteria, field, bench, etc.

They bumlick each other yet they still chat so much rubbish about each other and if you dare go near them, they’ll get their big ass flock on you.

Look it’s a popular kid!

Popular kids are dumb.

by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Hylian Kid

Hylian Kid: Someone who Is short tempered, Rages at simple things.

Hey Jaycen your being a Hylian Kid right now.

by Glasblassta September 10, 2018

The kid's table

When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.

Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.

by riddlecker July 23, 2016

Cowboy Kid

A Cowboy kid is someone who’s parent/guardian is a figure of authority. (Police Officer, Judge, Secretary of State.) They are often known for their mischief or pattern of behavior.

That cowboy kid sure gets in a lot of trouble;
Hey look!!; there goes that cowboy kid

by J-dog28 January 6, 2021

kerosene kid

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!

Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

by Definitionary October 21, 2022

kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019