Oliver is one of the nicer guys in this world. He has great friends with big dicks. Especially those who are called Eivind and not those who are called Jan Eivind
by Notgaygayvind February 18, 2017
Get the Olivermug. by A big ting October 25, 2019
Get the Olivermug. The true definition of a real nan. Smart, witty sexy AF! Holds a deep voice that women find captivating. Hes a real romantic. And lives how he sees fit. . He travels the world looking for his one true love and he wont settle for anything less. But when he finds her, he,ll stop at nothing to make her his own. . And if shes smart she will get lost in him.They will have an amazingly beautiful life. After all ,Oliver lives for this Woman. Every man wants to be like Oliver. But only the Olivers if the world can be who and what they are. They really and truly are magnetic. . If you ever encounter an Oliver, if your lucky youll nake friends with him. Youll be cooler for having him in your life. If not. Then stand back and look at him in anazement. Because u will never be that cool. The best part about him, is he doesnt even know it. Hes just a humble guy. A great friend. An anazing husband/ boyfriend. And an all around good person. He would do well with a woman like a Wendy, or a Veronica. But he would seriously shine with a Rebecca. Oh yes. Shine brighter than any diamond.
by Becca bug November 11, 2022
Get the OLIVER.mug. A man with such big balls that ANYTHING is possible. Oliver is the type of person to like Pokémon and always have a sexy platonic man by the name of Toby, Tob, and Tobias. Oliver also likes the color green, the number 100 and Tuesdays.
Toby: Have you seen that guy? His balls are so big.
Nathan: I agree man
Jax: Woah, are you talking about Oliver!?
Nathan: I thought thats who we were reffering to. Hes the only man with balls so big
Nathan: I agree man
Jax: Woah, are you talking about Oliver!?
Nathan: I thought thats who we were reffering to. Hes the only man with balls so big
by Xiballs January 21, 2023
Get the Olivermug. When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
Get the john oliver effectmug. Big emo, His dad likes men and his moms a great teacher. WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAAAVE MEEEE
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
by funniestmonkeyinthejungle April 29, 2020
Get the Oliver Mastersmug. by peepee licker October 10, 2019
Get the olivermug.