Horse Girl

A girl who loves horses, maybe too much. Has horse dolls but calls them models. Probably has some shortened version of her name, like Beth Ann or something along those lines. Definitely also has llamas. Cries too easily at jokes, and might be slightly racist. Loves all animals. Hates people. Might be a tsundere, might just not like you. Definitely short.

You know that cray cray girl down the street?
You mean the Horse Girl?
Yeah, she definitely spends too much time playing Overwatch on the Switch, who even does that?

by Punubis February 13, 2022

Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

crampy horse

Directly related to over using a group of muscles, while having sex.

Ex: I have a crampy horse from being bent over in this position too long.

by Panhawk October 3, 2017

Horse face

When someone clearly has too big of a nose and teeth to be considered human or any other animal

"Hey man did you see Richard on T.V. last night in Lion heart ? "
"That guy has such a 'Horse face' , I'm surprised it's not Horse heart"

by Rik's nightmare April 7, 2015

horse turd

A person whom is a piece of shit in a relationship.

Zac is such a horse turd.

by Alexus Martinez October 20, 2017

low horse

A small horse with short stubby legs and kankles, which typically are hairy, and come in brown, purple, black, white, and chartreuse. They are typically used as a form of delivery or transit.

I'm going to send you away on a low horse. Their legs are short so they walk like this.

by grrface November 12, 2007