finger dicking

Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.

We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.

by El Jai November 15, 2019

ET Finger

The sex act consisting of fingering one's own faeces covered rectum shortly followed by fingering your partner with said finger until spaff occurs

"James!" Exclaimed Din, "I just gave her an ET Finger!"

by RogleDin November 30, 2018

Slip the finger

When you are scratching your ass and a finger goes in.

When my friend scratches his ass, he likes to slip the finger.

by BlahGuide52003 January 13, 2021

chilly finger

When you run your index finger under cold water and then stick it in ur bum hole

Mmm I think I'll ask my girlfriend for a chilly finger tonight

by Chillyfinger April 15, 2016

the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.

Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.

by salt daddy October 24, 2014

Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

Sparkle fingers

It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax

Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great

by Yeetymcmeaty May 10, 2019