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Jonas Brothers Fan

J Bros. Fan: I am a total Jonas Brothers fan!!! I luv them more than life itself!!!

Guy who listens to real music: Then you are a moron.
by JuneBug7 May 22, 2011
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closet raiders fan

A fan who is to ashamed to be associated with the raiders. If he is found out, he will usually point to the five super bowls that they won over 50 years ago.
guy 1: dude you're a raiders fan?

guy 2: yah i didn't want 2 admit it cause i thought i would be mocked i was a closet raiders fan

guy 1: dude raiders suck

guy 2: no dummy we won five super bowls over 50 years ago that must make us good

guy 1: (sigh)
by thevoiceoftruth October 3, 2013
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Crazed Texas Fan

Life long fan, basically will do anything for Texas football.
Impatient for your season tickets to come in the mail. So impatient that you actually called the box office and now they are emailing you the tickets. Thus resulting in a "Crazed Texas Fan!"
by Plus 1 for me September 1, 2009
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fnaf fan girl

A girl who is VERY VERY VERY addicted to fnaf games and ships their oc with foxy or an very popular fnaf character and hates anyone who calls their oc an marysue also hates on everything that is mean against fnaf or their oc ANYTHING AT ALL.
Person: Um your oc is shipped with foxy? and the colours are..... atrocious....

Fnaf fan girl: OMG DID U JUST HATE ON ME!?!?!??!??!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?111111/////

Person: No it was criticism

Fnaf fan girl: OMG YOU IDIOT I HATE U

Person: Um........ fnaf fan girls.
by IzzyTheNonAddictedFnafFan January 24, 2017
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zakir naik fan

Zakir Naik world religion comparison preacher

Whom according to BBC.com on 6th January 2020, Cyclone is his biggest fan, whom is in Ara's Server
"Hello it's Cyclone zakir Naiks biggest fan!"
"Hello Cyclone you seem like a Zakir Naik fan"
"Are you a Zakir Naik meme dealer?"
"Zakir Naik fans are widely based"
by Cambridgeauthority January 25, 2021
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[jonas brothers fan]

Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
this is a re-enactment

me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!

brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!

me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.

psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?

i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
by badass23 December 9, 2008
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Ignorant butthurt fan

When a devoted fan can't digest the fact that his hero's ass was beaten by some other hero/villain, and start giving lame, stupid and illogical arguments like
-"batman used kryptonite, so its not a win its cheating"
-"no one can defeat superman, its writers fault"
-"superman is the most powerful being on the universes, no one can beat him, instead he will destroy the universe "
-"batman wins because he's batman"

Is an "ignorant butthurt fan" and can't be argued, its better to ignore them.
by Comicfan552 November 4, 2016
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