butter pole

Similiar to "Whiskey Dick" butter pole is a penis that cannot get errect.

When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.

Jimmy can't satisfy his wife. He has butter pole.

by BranPaul February 28, 2009

foo butter

Noun. Apparently, this is the texture of one's face after a successful acne treatment using Neutrogena's Skin ID products.

> After using Skin ID, my face was like foo butter!
> I'd do your sister, but she has foo butter face.
> I Can't Believe It's Not Foo Butter!
> No, foo butter is not endorsed by the Foo Fighters.

by Capt. Poopies March 14, 2009

Butter buddies

Someone you eat butter with, typically in the sense that you are really hungry at a restaurant waiting for food and all you have is the butter from your bread and butter.

Jeffrey and Viola were at a restaurant and Jeffrey paid Viola $12 to eat four of the things of butter thus insuring a long lifetime of being butter buddies.

by Butter Eater 2400 September 13, 2017

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

by dnahly March 8, 2018

buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017

Black Butter

n. 1) a slick, dirty comment or motion

2) something that disgusts or sickens people

adj. sickening

1) That middle finger was black butter.
2) Black Butter, those pictures.

by Flame626 June 3, 2016

Butter-stripper

A butterstripper is a stripper that strips in butter. Instead of clothes...she(mostly butterstrippers are females but there are some males) wear butter to hide their "areas" instead of clothing, and like all of the "inapproiate" dancing, they dance also.

He's a butter-stripper!!!

Wow that butter-stripper is sure DANCING!!!!!

by Shithoman April 16, 2009