wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

wagwan = whats up
piffting = hottie (girl)
bbm = black berry messenger

so back in the days when blackberries still were a thing you had to get a code to DM someone. so this is actually just a really special way to say: whats up girl lemme get your number.

ayy yoo wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

by S0muchM3NY April 12, 2017

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National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

SLAP DEM CHEEKS ON June 12th, October 30th, December 14th, March 2nd , and every tuesday in April

Why did you slap his butt. wdym is National Slap your Homies Cheeks Day(s)

by deznu1s October 20, 2021

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When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
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by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

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