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face palm

When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.
1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!

Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..

Ally: Face palm..

2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!

Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.

Beth: .......UGH

3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!

Jordan: That's a girl.

Jane: *face palm*
by Sparkles the Unicorn December 14, 2011
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buttah face

When everyting is fly on a bitch but her face.

booty = good
breasts = great
face = freakin badd
Dat fuggly bitch is a buttah face. Don't holla at her dawg.
by Lisa and Carlo February 21, 2008
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Winky Face

The winky face is used to imply to the opposite sex (or same if you sway that way),
that your keen as a bean for their Dick or Vagina!
Jess: Chris asked me if I was free tonight
Chloe: did he put any emoticons?
Jess: Yeh he put a winky face at the end of the sentence
Chloe: HE WANT'S YOUR VAGINA!!
by Jessiiedee November 5, 2013
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stink face

1. Not merely a stink eye but a full on face o' stink.

2. When someone gives you a stink eye for an extra long time or give a really aggresive stink eye.

3. When someones stink eye gets stuck and now they are doomed to have stink face forever.
a. Dude that chick is totally giving you the stink face.

b. That guy looks mean all the time. He totally has a stink face.
by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010
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Face mounted

The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!
I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!

awesome bro!
by shinebright October 30, 2009
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The Declan Face

A male: Wide eyed, open mouthed, gormless, cheerful if slightly confused, flared nostrils.

Optional: The tongue will be lolling cautiously and/or the eyes might be rolling in delight and/or trousers hanging limply around the knees.

Comes across as possibly insane and definitely in a state of bliss/ecstasy.
Example 1.
Brosnan: Hey Dec, waddaya doing dere den?
Declan: Oh I'm just doing da Declan face *vomits*.

Example 2.
Peterson: Ugh I was SO wasted last night, I don't even know what I was playing at!
Declan: I know what you were doing! You were doing the Declan face. I know it well *vomits*.
by amritrandhawa September 2, 2011
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bass face

The face pulled whilst playing a solid bass line

Often said to resemble the face of a monkey trying to kiss something
is that a monkey trying to kiss a microphone , no wait its just that guys bass face
by Andrew Chester July 22, 2008
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