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Sorry new phone

When you delete or loose a contact of someone your currently in communcation with for whatever reason, and get caught not having their contact in your phone.
Dan: *phone rings* "yo"

Forgotten Friend: "hey bro you coming into town this weekend"

Dan: *realizes he can't figure out the voice* " who is this?"

Forgotten Friend: "dude wtf are you kidding me?"

Dan: "my bad bro sorry new phone"
by sombasan March 5, 2011
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mexican hot phone

the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus
dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.
by samyooel25 April 13, 2009
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Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.
a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh
by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009
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Brittany phone hands

A female who always needs her phone in her hands. These girls usually cannot start or hold a conversation and are intimidated by groups of people so they resort to their phones. They will try to make it seem like they are preoccupied in every situation they are uncomfortable in. You will often see a "Brittany phone hands" with her head down while she is walking because her life only exists on social media and texting threads.
Mike: How was last night? I heard there was a couple of hotties that you guys met up with.

Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.

Mike. bummer....
by CpTn_Ghad September 18, 2019
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cell phone romeo

A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.
That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.
by budlt21 August 30, 2015
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Throw Away Phone

A phone you do illegal activity on then get rid of.
"Use the Throw Away Phone so the one time don't gaffle you up."
by Ocean G January 21, 2016
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Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011
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