illuminati cock

The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.

Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.

by zagihi November 10, 2014

cock grabber

one who grabs or reaches for any males penis, especially on multiple occasions.(accident or purposely)

"watch out if you have to walk by mitch he is a cock grabber"

"walking in this tight office is turning us into a bunch of cock grabbers and ass grabbers"

by magic taco January 28, 2008

cock chugger

one who chugs cock....sucks dicks....gives head

That guy Brian Horn is such a cock chugger.

by G$Money July 29, 2003

cocked and loaded

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

by Nuur August 16, 2011

Mushroom cock

This is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. The penis is normal in shape untill one notices the end, where it has dramatically bulged into a mushroom shape. To get a mushroom cock one can use a lacky band so that the circulation builds up and the head swells. This person usually needs therapy or has a hot date.

Dewy: Sup bro whats been happening?
Jero: Nothing much. Got a huge pain in my penis, it's throbbing like hell. Lisa wont want to see me tomorrow.
Dewy: Hahaha, mushroom cock syndrome? Take that lacky band off the shaft so it doesnt throb you idiot.
Jero: It's not the lacky band, i took that off ages ago. This is prob from the STD i got from the rank chick that thought i had a Watermelon cock.
Dewy: Fuck!! Dude seriously you gotta stop worrying about the shape of your cock it isn't healthy.
Jero: Yer i know but the hoes love it.
Dewy: No they dont.

by Mummas June 19, 2006

cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

by Bob June 1, 2003

Cock Swinging

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.

EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.

by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011