Chocolate Wrist

Masterbating whilst taking a dump

Sam: "Luke, why does having a big shit make you horny?"
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."

by Dicky T January 2, 2008

Chocolate rocket

The erected phallus of any black male whose genitalia are of an acceptable size or larger.

Justin: Did you get all up on that chocolate rocket last night?
Britney: It was more of a chocolate model rocket...
Justin: So yes.

by Lexac3000 May 26, 2009

Chocolate pudding

A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.

Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pʊd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.

Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"

by Narocia Volkov March 17, 2017

chocolate dusting

(Verb) A sexual act or ritual specifically pertaining to the deliberate, direct inhalation of flatulence. The term coined amidst the Trump Regime of America.

John has scarred many women due to his disturbing and constant chocolate dusting habit.

by Thatsdrjunior2u May 14, 2018

Chocolate iceberg

See Poo.

He did a chocolate iceberg.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Chocolate piñata

While visiting your in-laws your mother-in-law wakes up in the middle of the night only to let loose on the toilette with the door open destroying the entire hallway.

Kelley's mom woke up after all you can eat taco night and totally dropped a chocolate piñata scaring the kids half to death.

by Rangerman March 17, 2014

chocolate jesus

Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.

I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.

Really, how'd she take it?

I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.

by DjinnNTawnik June 26, 2007