Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 April 16, 2012

Radiator Bumming

An act of pleasuring ones bum on a warm radiator while ingesting food stuffs of extraordinary proportions. This is often done during a break in work or at the stroke of midnight. Observers can often seem bemused and have to be treated for mild shock as the belly of the beast enacting this routine sends one in to a state of despair.

Why on earth is Radiator Bumming so good?

Answer: It is the only thing that understands my needs as a woman

by MrTimtimsta March 2, 2009

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 7, 2020

bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty March 7, 2009

Bum Chucket

An unparalleled sex move. A dude is doing it with someone, and when their partner least expects it he takes one fistful of raw fish and shoves it up their partner's ass, and throws the other fistful either at their partner or at a nearby wall.

Katy: Dammit, he did it again!
Claire: Oh lord, what now?
Katy: The Bum Chucket.
Claire: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Kim Jong Putin April 21, 2021

car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.

We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.

by Siknik64 June 19, 2015

Bum Juice

A bottle one has urinated in (typically in a moving vehicle), put the cap back on, and thrown out the window to be picked up by a bum that will drink anything he finds on the side of the road.

Hey, look! Bum juice! Awesome, I am soo thirsty.

by Urinator5000 October 24, 2011