urban dictionary

what you're reading right now, idiot

This is urbandictionary.com. It's pretty obvious, you idiot.

by thefullmoon July 20, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A place where people can express their hidden, loving, angry, and sometimes perverted definitions of words that they use to make life easier.

Dude, I saw so many insults for the definition of my name on the Urban Dictionary!

by procrastinating pro May 12, 2016

Urban Dictionary

1. A place where weird people like to publish their own words and definitions.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.

Guy 1: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!

by Lovely Poet February 16, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place where definitions can be written by anyone.

There are a number of retards who dislike someone for having an opinion, but there are also intellectuals out there.

OMG, I JUST GOT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND SAW SOMEONE THAT SAID MATT WALSH WAS INTELLIGENT, I AM OFFENDED AND DEFINITELY NOT RETARDED FOR DISLIKING THIS

by Cry Liberals August 6, 2023

urban dictionary

the universal cure.

Person: Today I was really down so i went on Urban Dictionary and it cured my blues.

by hazdaz March 21, 2009

Urban Dictionary

101 (Thousand) Hidden Sexual Innuendos (and Many Blatant but Unrealized Sexual Meanings for Just About Everything)

90% of the items on Urban Dictionary (including most of the items in the list at the left of the screen RIGHT NOW) have bizarre, obscure, perverted (often hilarious) sexual meanings, since much of the content is provided by nerds who jack off to Teletubbies.

Go on, click one. I dare you.

by teh roflman March 10, 2009

urban dictionary

a place where idiots go to find out what the person tooling on them was talking about

he called me a whore i wonder what that means ill go look it up on urban dictionary!

by NOT A USER April 12, 2009