marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

tail hair

pubic hair which is so long you can tie a ribbon around it

When he took his boxer shorts off the tail hair was so long, it was almost was as long as his penis

by tory borty November 16, 2013

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

by The most special special June 26, 2023

egg hair

An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!

Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.

by Doctor_dear22 May 29, 2017

protagonist hair

Weird hair cut or color that sets apart the protagonist from the supporting character

Wow, Goku has a bad case of protagonist hair.

by Fluffy_Cerberus January 24, 2017

Pineapple hairs

The green things on top of a pineapple as named by anix in his latest YouTube Video. Please subscribe

Gordon Ramsay: YOU NEED TO CUT PF THE PINEAPPLE HAIRS YOU DISGUSTING PEASANT
Contestant: Ok I Will Cut Off The Pineapple hairs next time...

by yelram June 16, 2020

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020