for the love of balls

When something is so exaggerated, you just have to express your concern.

For the love of balls, will you stop acting like it's going to kill you?!

by Millini June 25, 2009

one balled

When you take one ball out and dangle it in someone's face, similar to teabagging but with half the effort.

Skinny just one balled me in a club, he's fucking mental!

by anomolyrocks August 20, 2011

Sus balls

A word that means suspicious and weird

A-damn ur acting really sus balls today

by Flin dinkhofer May 23, 2021

Canon balls

When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.

When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.

by Blackmailman May 7, 2010

ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.

The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.

by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008

oh... balls

something you say when something incredibly bad is about to happen. best used if you have enough time to say "oh.............balls."

a perfect example is in the the movie Posiedon when the giant wave is about to go into the ship. It is perfect because it takes a while to crash but a person watching knows that it will hit hard. "oh... balls." (spoken very slowly)

by funkmonk June 20, 2006

Ninja Balls

Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.

WARNING: 40% alcohol content...

Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!

by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010