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Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."
by See me standing here October 12, 2018
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Joke

Joke is always there for someone who needs her help, she can give good advice, she's really supportive in whatever decisions you make. Definitely fun to be around. She has a bubbly personality and can always have a good laugh with her. Boys be careful with this one if your ever going to try and play her she'll play you ten times better
Yes! Joke!
by IanR June 4, 2020
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nate joke

An offensive dark joke that usually pertains to race or sexism.
Guy one: "If woman are just as strong as men then why do they keep getting raped?"
Guy two: "That's such a nate joke."
by Cletus will conquer all December 23, 2017
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Joke

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Your Parents and Everyone Else Concerned With Your Mental and Physical Health : What a joke.
by I Can Schmell You November 14, 2019
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Joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline
See your life is not a joke because jokes has meaning
by bRed buDdy<3 June 19, 2021
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International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.
*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.
by overweightmilf May 21, 2021
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The Mayo Joke

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise
by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025
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