Jager Punch

A drink/drinking game usually played in the barracks of combat Soldiers. The "player" is usually not made aware of the rules before hand, and is instructed by his friends to do a shot of Jager, almost immediately afterward, he is punched in the face, before he can finish the shot. The puncher usually yells Jager!.

Pvt. Snuffy arrives at his new unit, his comrades Spc Tom and Pfc Jerry want to welcome him with a Jager Punch. So Pvt. Snuffy agree's. "First you do a shot of Jager" say's Spc Tom, Pvt. Snuffy agrees and does the shot. Before he can finish, Pfc . Jerry punches him in the face, shouting 'JAGERPUNCH!' and Pvt. Snuffy spits Jager all over the place. He now must repeat until he can down ALL Jager.

by Doc Killamanjaro December 10, 2009

punching the cat

Having sex with a woman. Derivative of banging pussy.

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."

by TBH September 2, 2003

Stump-Punch

A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).

Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.

by toolsquatch May 16, 2009

punch thrust

a form of rape. A form of sexual assult, it is an illegal action.

when i man attaches a sharp object to his penis. Then with an erection he will choose his victim punch him/her similtaniously penetrating him/her at the same time. PUNCH THRUST.

by AXcamm December 12, 2007

cunt punch

when you're going down on a girl and she bucks her hips hard enough that her cunt punches you in the mouth/face

"I could tell things were going well because I kept getting cunt punched"

by drogtor April 16, 2015

butterfly punching

Butterfly punching is a common sport and pastime in Cedarburg, Wisconsin. The sport consists of locating the nearest butterfly, and punching it to death.

Kal disliked the butterflies in the zoo, so he punched them. His colleagues applauded his butterfly punching skill.

by Huskehn April 13, 2011

badonkey punch

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth

"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"

by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013