Peanut

- when one is being cluelessly dumb despite having access to information.

Kevin: These terrorists don’t look like patriots to me... It's deep state Antifa operatives.

Lucy: No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.

by DoombotJen January 8, 2021

peanut hamper

a mathematically perfect name after a study of all languages.

I ran the numbers and Peanut Hamper is the perfect name for your child.

by Dilithiumfetishist1701 May 5, 2022

30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.

I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.

by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017

Peanut

A funny head shape. Most commonly used for people called Wanye.

"Look at Wanyes head,it looks like a peanut!"

by MrBlabbaBab June 7, 2017

Peanut Queen

A chick who loves only peanuts more than anal

Sue is the ultimate peanut queen!

by anonymous February 11, 2024

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Peanut

Peanut- A word to describe the bodily fluids excreted from a trashy bitch when faking an orgasm.

Baylen Levine: Thrusting his Dick into Padme.

Padme: omg your dick is so hard and big I’m going to cum.

Jacob: That bitch faking it bro, now you have Peanut all over you and your mattress.

by NordicCoyWolf October 13, 2021