After his death in 2018 (cause unknown) his legend still lives on. He is most common referred to as John Cheddar and is an inspiration to many. He is now named a Greek god by Zeus himself. It is a sad loss in our history but we must let the past be the past.
After John turned down many offers to go pro, he made his way to UNCG to be a multi- sport athlete. This includes but is not limited to badminton, volleyball, basketball, baseball, cricket, bowling, and off course the Coney Island hot dog contest. This is what most people remember him by. He beat Joey chestnut in 2017 by eating a record 69.74 hot dogs dipped in the most moist water he could find. Haters say he cheated by having a tube run from his bottom to a toilet behind him, but lovers say it was true. Anyways John C. will always be remembered until he is forgotten and can’t cross the bridge like that guy in coco(which kind of looks like John if he lost 100 lbs)
After John turned down many offers to go pro, he made his way to UNCG to be a multi- sport athlete. This includes but is not limited to badminton, volleyball, basketball, baseball, cricket, bowling, and off course the Coney Island hot dog contest. This is what most people remember him by. He beat Joey chestnut in 2017 by eating a record 69.74 hot dogs dipped in the most moist water he could find. Haters say he cheated by having a tube run from his bottom to a toilet behind him, but lovers say it was true. Anyways John C. will always be remembered until he is forgotten and can’t cross the bridge like that guy in coco(which kind of looks like John if he lost 100 lbs)
by Lover of cheddar December 15, 2021
Get the John Cheddarmug. A monosyllabic, perspectiveless football announcer who rambles like harry caray and abuses the coaches clicker in an obsessive-compulsive manner while muttering primal grunts and "booms". Also known for scribbling unintelligible illustrations with the telestrater about the latest team he's jumped on the bandwagon with. Finds it harder to take is current favorite team and ram it down everybody's throats now that he's on MNF.
Did you hear that john madden is starting his own football league? The Packers and Cowboys play each other every week, and they both win every time!!
by T.Y. July 15, 2004
Get the john maddenmug. When one pretends that his or her legs don't work. This syndrome often comes on without any warning, causing the person to lose control of their legs and collapse immediately. The legs then become dead weight which must be dragged around until they regain life.
This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.
This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.
Kyle: OMG, did you see Sarah collapse when she tried to stand up?
Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.
Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.
by MyLegsDontWork May 4, 2010
Get the John Lockin' itmug. a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.
by st martins July 1, 2009
Get the john it outmug. To call a guy John West is to imply that he will only go out with girls that meet his high standards.
The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
Sophie: Hey, Tom would you like to go out with me?
Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.
Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.
Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
by weaby7 October 19, 2013
Get the John Westmug. A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.
by poopy butt January 20, 2015
Get the splashy johnmug. Loves reddit and girls. Dreams of changing thier last name to fox, has the biggest dick but cant use it cause hes a hardcore christian who cant fap.
by PussySlayerTheThird March 23, 2016
Get the john foxmug.