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Fractal Asshole

A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.
Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.
by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 5, 2013
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Asshole Kick

an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.
Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick?
by Bron2lee April 4, 2011
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asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.
The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.
by captainmark March 11, 2014
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Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.
Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
by tyandmonique November 1, 2017
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whole asshole

to be your true self in attempt to save someone from their destiny
Shes being a whole asshole today!!
by Ann Washington July 5, 2020
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Pops asshole

A high quality 40+ rated game where you walk around the house trying to find those moaning sounds because your horny as fuck. After finding the moaning sounds which came from the guest bedroom on your 3rd floor, you open the door to find your grandpa and your girlfriend filming a porno and spraying cum everywhere which lands on you blinding you. After you spam e to wipe all the cum of your face and out of your eyes, you go up to your Grandpa who is surprised to see you and spread his asshole 8 inches wide making a little cracking sound and putting your hand up it and pulling organs out killing him in the process. You throw his body and organs out the window then fuck your girlfriend hard till she dies.
Yo dude I was scarred for life after playing Pops asshole, I don't think I will be able to have sex ever again! Although the part where he fucked his girlfriend hard was pretty nice.
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joyless asshole

A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.
"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"
by GD-Defined December 26, 2013
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