remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

by Ballantine October 17, 2007

9 off a 10

Doing a 9 inch line of coke off of a 10 inch dick.

"You think a 9 off a 10 is impressive. Honey, try doing a ten off a nine." - Anonymous Drag Queen.

by Rocko. March 22, 2008

9:00 sundae

Gettin high then making love

Jenny and I had the best 9:00 sundae last night

by WindyTrees666 May 25, 2017

9 april 2003

The day A FAT ASS BITCH was born.

9 april 2003: Fat ass bitch day

by ~ a fat ass bitch October 6, 2020

9 inch punisher

The (Not so secret) weapon of the Legendary Jonathan K Mina,
Its rumored to have a chilling irrrefusable call similar to the sirens from the Odyssey, But proves to be the effective while dealing with Asian jailbait

Asian Girl 1: Holyshit did you feel that 9 inch punisher yet? Its to Die for.!.!
Asian girl 2: No! But i dream of the day where i'm lucky enough!

by DepthsHigh November 24, 2014

October 9, 2021

Tell the boy closest to u to link at 218 park and everyone chill and be boo’d up

If u not in a relationship u should’ be there
October 9, 2021

by Kraze Kapalot aka MrFreakster October 3, 2021

stage 9 clinger

Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed

- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition

- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.

They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.

Stage 9

Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣

~ submitted by Hcurlylocks

Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.

Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)

by Witches Cackle December 22, 2020