I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.

I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.

by RealDollParts February 15, 2017

Mark I (Mark One)

The first in a series.

I saw that with my own Mark I (Mark One) eyeballs.

by Proof_positive August 22, 2011

I-

When your friend sends something stupid

Friend: *sends video of her/he twerking

You: I-

by Mia838323 June 2, 2021

don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.

by Im the mapcom November 3, 2022

and i oop

when a vsco girl drops her hydro flask, sees her hot senior boyfriend, forgets her scrunchie, or greets people

*drops hyrdroflask* ANd I oOP skSksKSK

by littybiddddyyyyy August 27, 2019

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025