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I wish….
It was me
Who you loved so deeply

Understand
I do….
Regardless

I will always love YOU

My number you have…
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I Hope Unisez Alive I

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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Since I was a lil girl/boy

Used to exaggerate and explanation of how long ago it's been since you've experienced such event.

Girl used by Men.
Boy used by Women.
1. Susie: "I haven't heard that song Since I was a lil boy!"
2. Bill: "I haven't been to Burger King Since I was a lil girl!"
Since I was a lil girl/boy
by Doc Anarchist April 12, 2013
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i caca

i cacaed
by ashton fink December 14, 2020
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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