a man from Cracow

A man that carries a knife all the time and stabs random people just to be "safe". His lungs does not exist theyre just a pile of ash. This type of person is disgusted by women. Hates Warsaw and is extremly fucking gay. Has a massive cock in a size of the titled towers in other words a massive horsecock. Everyone would prefer to stay away from that person.
Hates jews and believes in god. Is easly offended (might straight up fucking kill you)

A: Ey yo is that a man from Cracow?
B: Shit man we better get the fuck outta here

by ojciecmateusz November 22, 2021

qi man

a xmm that vapes and has an android phone

“ hey who’s that xmm ah ? “
“ that’s qi man LOL “

by xmmhunter November 22, 2021

One-Man-Cheeseburger-Apocalypse

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger

I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.

by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024

man

A miserable pile of secrets.

"What is a MAN?"
*Dracula pushes his wine-glass off the armrest of his throne, to which it shatters upon impact with the ground.*
"A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

by Liquid Gallium January 22, 2021

man-blunt

A blunt rolled with the marijuana left in the marijuana cigarette (roach)from previous smoking sessions

kid 1:ayo you down so smoke a man-blunt?
kid 2:i dont i know if i have any clips left
kid 1: true im not trying to get to f ed up

by bran ber April 20, 2009

Man skin

foreskin

Thank God I'm not religious, or they would've cut my man skin.

by hmar hhh January 26, 2022

Old man nipples

Raisins.

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.

by Twin07 July 17, 2021