i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

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R I P

It’s supposed to mean: Rest In Peace, but most people just say it when you have a double period of English so you know you won’t die all sad.

Person 1: I have a double period of English!
Person 2: R I P
Person 1: Fuck my life

by Americanhzudnn December 13, 2019

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Nothing I do or say

And my instructions were: Do it in such a way that nothing I could ever say could lead anything to interfere with the plan.

Hym "So nothing I do or say is going to lead you to get what you want. I know you are just sitting there waiting for something you can use against me. In the absence of your ability to use my own words against me, lie, and pretend is where I thrive. So, I made it the case. Now none of of that is going to affect what I do or what happens next."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

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And NOW I DO Know

And there you have it fat bald Matt.

Hym "And now I DO know. There goes your ability to impose a vapid skepticism on me. I started writing in 2015 and became Hym in 2016 (if not right before). 2 ASYMMETRICAL LOOPS. And it only works because of the massive data set. And you are pretty openly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that Jordan Peterson is losing his license. One of your kids is dead if I don't get that money and after you imprison or kill me there is no way to guarantee other people in my situation won't follow suite immediately. The is no more room for doubt. No more reason to doubt. And really, no reason not to pay other than a petty obstinacy and a deranged desire to use me as a vehicle to validate your worldview and I'm not going to do it."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

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