its not gay if you have your socks on

point in case.

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 8, 2022

pop a squat or i'll pop your squat

Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.

Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.

Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...

Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!

by Morgan :P August 14, 2011

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

Hi this is for my friend if your not her leave

Hey Farrah I think Otto likes you not as a friend

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

by Sophie is conney November 20, 2020

National Post Your Girl Best Friend day

Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!

john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?

john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?

john: its national post your girl best friend day!

by smart1.com January 8, 2021

I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator

A reference to the film American Beauty. Basically just slang for, "I'd like to buy some pot."

The young man strolled up to the dealer, nodding to him.
"I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator"

by TFE October 26, 2006

National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭

On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.

You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok

(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭 you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)

by PlayBoi?? December 10, 2021

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)

teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck

by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011