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I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.
Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025
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i need that

when you don’t just say want to beat someone’s ass but you NEED to beat their ass
by asianbaddie23 January 26, 2025
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You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.
Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
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i just sigma'd so hard

when you sigma really hard in front of ya mates
"bruh i just sigma'd so hard 😭😭"
by skibiditoiletmaster May 23, 2024
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I

Person 1: what is the easiest word ever?
Person 2: Probably “I” AND IF YOU DONT KNOW IT YOUR A PRICK
by YourDeceasedGrandmother October 13, 2021
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I love that song

A response when someone compliments you, and you have a hard time saying "thank you."
"You look like you stepped out of a street-style blog.""Your riz could power a city." "You're like human sunshine."
I love that song.
by mn-73 June 21, 2024
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Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure
by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020
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