Go pound sand up the eye of your cock

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.

Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009

can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.

Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!

by ilovesramen May 11, 2009

two-thirds-your-age-plus-six

It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.

examples:

10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99

You can't date her, she's 33 and you 23... use the "two-thirds-your-age-plus-six" rule dude.

by mastermixer March 8, 2011

big ass shlong in your mom

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver

boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

by big ones only February 26, 2022

National Change your Font Day

This occurs every year on the 16th July.
This is the day when you change your font on your instant messenger such as msn or yahoo etc...

Dude 1: Dude change your font its so boring!

Dude 2: No I like it

Dude 1: Dude but it's National Change your Font Day

Dude 2: Oh really alright then I have to change my font!

by Stevey E December 9, 2008

Tell your crush you like them day

Tell your crush your feelings for them and see if its a yes or no

Hey andrew i really think your cute can we hangout sometime since your my crush and i am telling you this cause its tell your crush you like them day

by Baby girl Ari November 25, 2019

November 13 national shoot your shot day

This is the day where the boys send it for the girl they like. Mine aswell do it already worst thing that happens is she says no. Get that ass boys

Yo brett it’s November 13 national shoot your shot day, mine aswell do it.

by Forthebois19 November 14, 2020