Gurmeharian Disease

Noun/ Goo-r•meh•rian/

A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people prostitute their dead loved ones for the sake of fame.

He has Gurmeharian Disease, why else he would defend Pakistan and its extremism?

by Gurmehar Kaur February 20, 2019

Benny collins disease

A disease composed of random ailments, contracted by using another person's towel.

No Susie, don't use that towel! You'll get Benny Collins disease!

by BananaHammack4u December 1, 2016

Connor disease

A disease of falling in love with Connor Franta deeply until you stalk and save every photo he has.

OMG, Connor Franta is so cute! I can't take it anymore, I think i have Connor disease.

by MapleT June 22, 2016

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.

She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.

by Naynau February 21, 2018

fat pussy disease

Pussy to fat

Fat pussy disease-Pussy to fat for y’all mfs

by Daddyjada January 27, 2024

sangita disease

a word use for someone that is retarded.

oh look at her she has the sangita disease

by murda man. June 12, 2022

Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017