Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

by bithyrun November 18, 2010

pussy hiking

Going on the pull but being very blatant about it (see hitch hiking)

Me and Steve are going pussy hiking tonight, going to pull a right sort,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

pussy scabs

When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.

Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs

by FredFred69 August 17, 2014

playboy pussy

An innie vagina that is small and pleasant to look at. Much like those seen on the pages of playboy

Adam: Damn, Laura looks great naked
Jim: Really? Nice looking lady bits?
Adam: oh yeah. Total playboy pussy

by Mark Suckitberg March 19, 2019

weekend pussy

pussy that you get when your tired of your monday thru friday pussy. a girl who is not good enough for your everyday life, but good enough to bang on the weekends.

Naw...Shannon and I aren't dating, she's just my weekend pussy!

by wakechick1 February 3, 2010

house pussy

A house pussy is woman that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "wife" or "signficant other".

I have to go home and tackle that house pussy.

Don't want none of that street pussy. I am going home to my house pussy.

by D.S Cone June 29, 2006

Power of the Pussy

The Power of the Pussy...This is the power that beautiful women have! When you are under control of her power you are in a trance like state and the only source of comfort is her Pussy. This power is activated after you have become one with her, and actually care very much about her. Its not just any pussy it HAS to be her, her persona..and everything else about her.. The more you are attracted to the chick the stronger the pull to the warm, piece of Heaven between her legs. This force is inescapable , and can lead men to go totally Bizerrco! He might be tempted to buy her a ring, and forsake all other chicks , then the power has manifested itself. Rulers down through the ages have lost kingdoms because of this power and it has caused many forms of violence across the planet..

Guy 1.. I cant stop thinking about her, she is using the power of the pussy on me I think Im going ask her to marry me !

Guy 2.. Dude whats wrong with you? Go to the desert and take a handfull of mushrooms or something !

by Doctor Cilantro April 1, 2010